Monday 22 April 2013

Occasionally I Can Be Sweet


When I’m doing my real job I am sometimes unlucky enough to work on late night weekend cut-overs.  Today was one of those days.  I decided to bake and bring in a cake to make the whole thing a bit more bearable. 

I’m not really a baker; I don’t have the patience or exacting nature. In a nutshell, I am impatient and slap dash, good for savoury cooking but very, very bad for baking.

But most people love sweet things so I thought I’d give it a go.  Went to Nigella’s Feast cookbook and settled on the chocolate honey cake – what’s not to love, a gooey chocolate and honey cake with charming bees on top.  If you want the recipe – here’s the link: Nigella's Honey Chocolate Cake.  If I’m going to eat a cake it needs to be one with substance, I can never see the point of the airy light ones; it’s like eating fluffy sweetness, what’s the point?

So back to baking.  Checked the ingredients, went to the cupboard, damn, no honey, chocolate or icing sugar.  Himself was off playing football so walked to the veg shop down the road.  Honey, check.  No chocolate, no icing sugar.  Around to the 7 Eleven, they only had the 35g bars of 80% proof chocolate at $3.50 each. Quick brain calculation… hmmm that would be $28 for 275g chocolate.  Maybe not, it ain’t Haighs after all...  Waited for Himself to get home and drove down to the shops for the cheaper option.  Nine dollars for 3 100g blocks seemed a little more reasonable.  After some searching also found the icing sugar, nowhere near the other sugars of course (icing sugar, icing mixture – so many choices!!)

Now back to the important baking concentration stuff.  Butter and eggs at room temperature, check and oven pre-heated, check.  Carefully weigh everything ~sigh~ stupid baking… grease and line spring form pan of correct size... so exacting, how do people enjoy doing this?? Maybe it’s because I’m really not a sweet tooth? And so messy! Cake mix from one end of the kitchen to the other…

The cake mix was looking good, then the recipe asked for 250ml boiling water.  All of a sudden the cake mix is like thin paint! Is this right?? Surely it shouldn’t be so loose?? Re-checked the ingredients, yep, all correct.  Oh well; may as well keep going now.

Since I was leaving Himself to his own devices for dinner I decided to make to make him his own individual cake too* so patty cake at the ready.  Poured that first then the rest of the mix into the pre-prepared tin and into the oven.

Hmm I wonder how long for the cupcake? It was a long bake for the real cake – 1 hour! So checked the cupcake at 15 minutes. Nope, I think I’ll go for about 35 minutes. Yep, good call, cupcake done, but real cake still liquid in the middle.  Oh no! I’ve opened the oven! Shouldn’t that be avoided?? I hope I didn’t just make the real cake sink… Nothing to do but wait now…

Since the cupcake was out I decided to make the icing.  I’d already made the bees so I could add their stripes as well.  My biggest issue with cakes is icing before the cake is cool (again, impatience) and then of course the icing slides off the cake and all your hard work is ruined.  I must be strong this time and resist the temptation. Made the super sticky icing and put a tablespoon in a zip-lock bag then cooled it under the tap.  When it was cool I put the stripes and eyes on the bees – success! They’re so cute!!  Then carefully iced the cooled cupcake and popped a bee on top.  Very nice.  By then the cake was finished so time for the true patience test.  20 minutes… hmmm still quite warm… walk away FBJ…  30 minutes, nope ~sigh~ 60 minutes… COME ON CAKE!!! 15 more minutes… yep, I think it’s done, definitely not warm anymore.  Put the cake on a cake board ($4 for 2 at the local variety store) used Nigella’s suggestion of baking paper under the cake for icing.  Carefully iced… looking good! Carefully removed baking paper and artistically placed bees.  Hmmm too many bees, rest of the bees clustered around the bottom – dammit – I should have bought some icing flowers for them to hang out on.



OHMIGOD it looks awesome! I’ve finally succeeded in creating a beautiful cake!**  Himself got home (golf this time) and made all the appropriate noises and was very appreciative of his mini cake.  He couldn’t wait and immediately ate it and gave it the big thumbs up.  So now for my next challenge - how to get it to work without the cake slipping off the cake board.  It’s not like I could cover it with cling wrap, the tacky icing would stick to it and that would ruin my cake!

Carefully drove to work with it on the floor (very slow around corners) and gave the cake to a colleague to take it upstairs while I parked.  Lots of cake cudos when I got upstairs.  You made that?? Yep ~smug~.



Dammit! No-one wants to cut the cake and ‘ruin’ it!  Finally one of the guys caved and the cake was attacked.  It went down very well (huzzah!).  Apparently Sunday night late working cake is the way to go. 

Apparently Honey Cake Trumps Crusty Creams...

Had a quick Skype with the Wee Girl while waiting for defects “YOU MADE THE NIGELLA BEE CAKE???? I’ve always wanted to make that cake and you would never let me!!!” “oh well, if you run away to Italy for 6 months you only have yourself to blame” (tough love).  So here’s the blog and the photos Wee Girl, I promise we’ll make it together once you get home xxx.



* Wife of much awesomeness***
** High fiving myself around the kitchen
***Apparently not so awesome when I leave a leaking water bottle on Himself’s side of the bed

2 comments:

BBKB said...

:( I wanted cake.

Anonymous said...

Excellent FBJ! Looks fabulous. Wish I was there to enjoy it... I wouldn't have hesitated to cut it! The bees look gorgeous, too.